I mean, you gotta give the boy credit for trying. Most guys see Kendall and just get bladder discomfort.Taco Bell Employee (male): "Would you like to get a drink, ma'am?"
Kendall (female): "No thanks."
Taco Bell Employee (persistent male): "I meant would you like to get a drink with me?"
Kendall (confuzzled female): ". . . . . . . . . . . " (Promptly walks away.)
And that, my friends, is the classic BYU scene I witnessed not three hours ago. Oh pick-up lines, how I love thee! It's an invasive way to break the ice, but it sure does get attention. Like this: "Your lips look wrinkled. Do you want me to press them?"
That one is pretty great, and I'm sure at some time I may use it to my advantage. (Again... where is my boyfriend?!) but I've heard some strange / gross pick-up lines as well. And so today's blog is an open forum. Tell me about your best / worse lines and I'll rate them in order of how heinous / effective they are. Won't that be fun? ... you know you want to.
"I lost my phone number...can I have your's?"
2 comments:
It's true. Kendall is so beautiful guys wet their pants over her.
all of my favorite pick-up line moments occured non-verbally. case in point:
last semester, a guy threw a piece of paper at me from the 2nd floor stairs (i was on the 1st) that said, "i think you're cute. look up!"
once i went to the post office back home and took forever trying to mail something priority, and as i was leaving, the guy pushing a post-it pad over to me that says, "can i call you sometime?"...uhhh, no. then my best friend and i mocked him mercilessly.
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