Monday, May 08, 2006

An Ideal Husband














A BYU professor once said:

"If you find a person who fits 80%
of your needs or expectations,
you have a small miracle--
and should do all you can to hold onto them.
Guys, this ought to give you some encouragement. Why? Because women have a prefabricated set of qualifications mapped out for the men they date. Girls, I know you all made those lists in Young Women's. You know, the 45 traits your future husband absolutely must have in order to qualify as a candidate for your affections. We all have those little lists floating around somewhere, and most of them are nearly impossible to fulfil.

I found several of those lists today, as well as one of those "Letters to my Future Husband" that Mia Maid leaders encourage you to write before being old enough to date. I read the letter. It was pretty sappy. But hopelessly romantic, too. I don't know if I'd give it to my future husband or not, he'd prolly die laughing and then kiss me out of sympathy. And then I'd burn the letter.

I think I should post one of those "lists," though, and see how it compares to other girls' lists. It would be funny to see, and give guys and opportunity to see how spasmodically complicated the female mind is, even in the teen years. Pardon: especially in the teen years. I'll have to do that later today...

3 comments:

Nama said...

dude! i totally still have a "to my future husband" letter. i wrote it when i was 12-ish, and i'm saving it for laughs. it should be gold.

Persephone said...

LOL...I found another one after I posted this. At least you don't have one of those "marriage tins" you make in Beehives / Laurels and seal up until your wedding day / night. Those are scary. Lots of little nicknacks, etc., quotes, letters, lists... it's like they want us to exhaust the poor boys! But then again, they are getting a domestic goddess, so what are they complaining about? :)

Jon said...

"I know all about your standards
And if you don't mind me sayin' so
There's not a man alive who could hope to measure up
To that blend of Paul Bunyan, Saint Pat and Noah Webster
You've concocted for yourself
Out of your Irish imagination
Your Iowa stubbornness and your library fulla' books!"
-Marian Paroo's Mom