News flash: "Finnish RM fails drug test."Scene I: drug lab in United States. Mike brings up his specimen for analysis.
Drug Technician: This is green.
Mike: Well, the water in the bowl was blue.
Drug Technician: We put blue dye in there to prevent people from doing that.
Mike: ? ... That's not how they do it in Finland.
Drug Technician: "You're going to have to do it again."
Mike: Um...
Narrator: audience hears car wheels squealing.
Mike (at home) : Kassy, I failed the drug test and I can't pee!
Kassy: (laughs hysterically)... "How do you fail a drug test?!"
Narrator: Kassy gives Mike three glasses of water. No effect. They solicit advice from neighbor boy. Enter neighbor boy. (Stage left.)
Neighbor boy: Drink warm water!
Narrator: Half an hour later...
Mike: Kassy, drive FAST!
Narrator: And so, Kassy had to take her husband to the hospital just so he could go to the bathroom. And he passed his test this time.
The end.
1 comment:
Kendall, let me lavish attention upon you. *sprinkles attention* I've spent the last three days with an infant who crawls to me, eats my face, and smiles when I enter the room, and now I'm starting to believe I'll never find a man that wants me that bad! Not that it's necessary, but still. There are advantages to someone adoring you. Like Josh wanting to share his bottle with me or his smashed carrots. I'll settle for an I love you every now and then and the Boy knowing that secretly I'm what makes his world go round.
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