I decided that if Celine Dion and Josh Groban were ever to get together and have a concert, it would be something akin to a Mt. Vesuvius for menfolk. No. More like the atom bomb for the y-chromosome in general.
Ms. Dion, Bro. Groban: please don't nix all the y-chromosomes. Girls hate each other as it is, with very few exceptions (no one hates the Brittany!) and this social angst will only get worse if you have a concert together.
And it is a moral duty-nay, obligation-of radio stations everywhere not to play Celine Dion love songs in the same hour as Josh Groban love songs. Reports of people trying to drown themselves in water coolers are starting to circulate.
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when the groban isn't being played on the radio, i heart him. i just purchased his new album which contains two collaborations with my new found love, ladysmith black mambazo. seriously, check out these guys. they are goosebumpaly a-mazing!
I love Ladysmith Black Mambazo! Did you know that they are from Ladysmith, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa? It's in between Johannesburg and Durban. They are from the Zulu tribe. I miss that place and those people.
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