Because let's face it. When you find a boy who lets you obsess about the Legend of Zelda and then play the video game for hours without complaint, then it's prolly time you should consider keeping him.
Scott, who wouldn't want to keep you, you hot man-beast!
But yeah, I should've put a more defined antecedent there. Doesn't matter. I don't think Jon checks this blog anymore, and if he does, he doesn't comment like he ought to.
Waits for Jon's offended (not offensive) comment:....
3 comments:
Are you saying you want to keep me? 'Cause I love playing zelda.
Scott, who wouldn't want to keep you, you hot man-beast!
But yeah, I should've put a more defined antecedent there. Doesn't matter. I don't think Jon checks this blog anymore, and if he does, he doesn't comment like he ought to.
Waits for Jon's offended (not offensive) comment:....
Sigh...Link IS so HOT.
*has fantasy daydream involving a fight between Link and Jon.*
*Jon wins*
*Jon is no longer offended at Brittany's former comments.*
*The peasants rejoice.*
*And eat pheasants.*
*PHEASANTs for the Peasants!*
I have got to find a job.
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